It's a bust of someone in a park in Frankfurt. I assume it's a bust of an old dead German dude. I don't know who he is or what he's famous for so I'll just make shit up. This is Albert Kirchner. He's the man who invented the electric toothbrush in 1723. It was powered by static electricity generated by petting cats with one hand and brushing your teeth with the other. I suppose I could look up who A. Kirchner of Frankfurt is on the internet, but seriously, what's the fun in that?