Big-assed statue in Baden Baden. No idea who he is or what his claim to fame is. I can always just make shit up about it and most people won't know better anyways. Yeah, this is a statue of Fredrik Van Dorkenhimmer, he was the man who brought porn to Germany in the 11th century. Legend has it if you dry hump the pedistal he stands on like a horny Weener Dog your penis will become enlarged by up to 3 inches. But it only works once so you can't just keep coming back and doing it over and over again.